June 2011
A Bitch's Words
A bitch that I thought of as a friend, just pretty much called me a whore. She says that i flaunt myself and practically beg for sex. Yes, that would explain why I’m a fucking virgin and one guy who offered i barely spoke too and only saw while I was wearing a baggy work shirt and jeans!
Yes, I admit I can be flirty, but I don’t mean to be its part of my nature. Yes I enjoy wearing tank tops. Sorry that I have big boobs, its called fucking genetics. Just because you have small boobs and nobody has ever offered you sex, does not make me a fucking slutty whore! In fact I’m extremely insecure about my body!
I removed this friend from my friends and don’t plan to talk to her again. I’m not a whore. I’m not a slut. I’m a girl who would like to not be judged and falsely accused. I have never been more insulted in my life and I would prefer to never see that bitch again. In my one friend’s words “if anyone had a conversation with you, they would know that you would chop off someone’s dick before asking for sex” I’m done.
Admit it, you cried.
I WAS FUCKING BAWLING
So true…so true… Andy grew up with us :’)
Geminis seldom restrict themselves to doing just one thing at time.
Screw it
Apparently according to my mother, I care more about my friends than my family. Well my friends don’t tell me to be more than I can be. They accept me for me, with all my moodiness and temper tantrums. They actually care to know ME, not the girl they made-up in their head! They also don’t take away a week of my life to babysit without even telling me! They also don’t yell at me because I won’t take off on said days, even though its against the fucking policy of my work!!
Sorry mother that I can fucking be your perfect little shallow prep of a daughter that you always wanted me to fucking be!
“Today, my mum was out in the yard hanging out the washing when she was hit in the head by a flying piece of toast…(Her)LIA”
—MLIA
“Today, I was babysitting my five year old niece. I asked her what she wanted to be when she grew up, expecting something like a princess or teacher. Instead, without hesitation, she responds, “I want to be a duck. They’re just so awesome.” I have high hopes for her. MLIA.”
—MLIA
“today, i was sitting at lunch in my lunchroom, and the kindergateners eat the same time as 8th graders. i heard one little boy ask,” why does cedric diggory and the fairy from the vampire movie look the same?” turns out his older brother told him edward was a fairy. i walked up to him said hi and told him my name. i knew his brother, so he recognized me. he asked me the same question. i broke it to him that they were the same actor. he started crying, and said ,”i dont want cedric to be a fairy wizard!” M(and his and his brothers)LAreA”
—MLIA
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- Describe first sexual experience.
- Virgin or not? If not what was it like?
- Longest relationship?
- Sexual orientation.
- How many boyfriends have you had?
- Any fetishes? If so ewhat are they?
- Shortest relationship?
- Describe best sexual experience.
- Describe worst sexual experience.
- What body type do you prefer your partner to have?
- Funniest sexual experience?
- How many people have you had sex or sexual experiences with?
- What’s your opinion on oral sex?
- What’s your opinion on anal sex?
- Favorite sex position?
- Something you’ve been told you’re good at in bed?
- Ever done anything kinky? If so what?
- Describe the perfect boyfriend/girlfriend?
So I have a date Monday
Kk, I got a date Monday :/ What do I wear?? Cause I suck at knowing these things XP
"When The Fairy Tale Ends, Real Life Begins"
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Why must the world be so cruel?
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“A single dream is more powerful than a thousand realities.”
—J.R.R. Tolkien (via lostinmiddleearth)
“Here’s to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round heads in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They’re not fond of rules and they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify them, or vilify them. But the only thing you can’t do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world are the ones who do.”
—Jack Kerouac (via somethingicantexplain)
